Monty Python's The Black Knight (from Monty Python's The Quest for the Holy Grail). This item is plush and features details from the special world of Monty Python, including velcro assisted dismemberment. Almost Indestructible! Mostly Invincible! Pretty much unbeatable on a good day!Care for your knight: Like a hamster, the Black Knight enjoys its solitude, and does not get along well with others of its kind. Or, if truth be known, with others at all. The knight does best in an environment of pathways, bridges, escalators or other thoroughfares. Naturally territorial, it will defend its chosen area fiercely against other knights, door-to-door salesmen, or people needing to go down the hall to use the bathroom (one reason Black Knights are so much fun at frat parties). In the process of defending his territory, your knight may occasionally lose on or all of his limbs. DO NOT PANIC. This is a natural defense on the part of your knight, and rarely fatal.
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