17 Hysterical Monty Python "Abuse" quotes - all contained in the famous Monty Python's Flying Circus Foot! Hear favorites like: "Button your lip, you ratbag!" "Come on you worm...you miserable little man. Come at me then...come on, do your worst, you worm." "Death awaits you all! With nasty, big, pointy teeth." "Don't come here with that posh talk you nasty stuck-up twit!" "Don't you talk to me like that you lying bastard" "I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! I wave my private parts at your aunties" "Shut your festering gob you tit!" "What is it now, you great pillock?" "You excrement You bastards! You vicious, heartless bastards! You dirty doublecrossing rat" "You don't frighten us, pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you" "You stupid bastard You stupid, birdbrained, flatheaded ... .. your bloody pusillanimous behaviour makes me vomit!" "You're a looney."